Mommy Blogger T-Shirts

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Who's my little content creator?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Bless you!

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Your lobster was off!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It's my favorite.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"You're never home."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Sister Cities

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."