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'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"She's started instagramming solid food."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Multi-Tasking

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'