Family Blogger Gifts

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Whoa

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Multi-Tasking

'It's my favorite.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I'm so good at this!"