Dog Blogger Gifts

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'It's my favorite.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."