Fur-bulous Bloggers Gifts

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Watchdog

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Catsulation

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'