Doggy Influencer Gifts

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"How was L.A.?"

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Lady showing her new tennis shoes.

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Affectations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"Part of the old boy network?"

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'