Pet Influencer Supporter Gifts

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"He's a rescue."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"Guess who?"

All the best

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Piss Bull

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

About this dependant of yours...

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."

"Don't leave you kids and pets in your hot car."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'