Doggy Influencer T-Shirts

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"How was L.A.?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Lady showing her new tennis shoes.

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Apparently, we're not the only ones who think he's cute. He has over 12 million Twitter followers."

Affectations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

"I finally figured out who you copy."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"Part of the old boy network?"

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'