Doggy Fashion Icon Gifts

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

I'd rather be cold.