Doggy Fashion Icon Gifts

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"