Canine Fashionistas Gifts

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat Tie

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Cat Spa

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

Covid-19, Mask Up

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait