Canine Fashionistas Gifts

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

Covid-19, Mask Up

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Dog Jogger

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"