Animal Fashionistas Gifts

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

I think the cat wants to go out.

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Overkill, dude."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Puss in Heels