Animal Fashion Lover Gifts

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Hipsto"

Cat Tie

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Overkill, dude."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Dog Jogger

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

I'd rather be cold.

"It makes you look years younger."