Fashionista Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I was not consulted."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

I'd rather be cold.

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."