Blogger Gifts

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'But, sweety, why don't you just read my blog, like everyone else?'

The Blogger.

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

You can also follow me on social media websites.

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you a favorable mention in my blog.'

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Hits Needed, please click.

'This site is environmentally friendly, All the content is recycled,'

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

Snake Blogging

'I'm five weeks behind in my blog.'

'Have you written something bad about the people in our neighborhood in your blog?'

First Church: Thy shalt not blog against thy neighbor.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Civil discourse