Mini Blogger Gifts

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Whoa

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Influence this."

Witches of Instagram

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."

"What made you start blogging about success?"