Bloggers Gifts

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Daily Me

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Print Suicide

Diner. Special: Seizure Salad. It's probably a type, but I'm not going to risk it.

Ruddy Bloggers!

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'I haven't had so much as a hug since she took up blogging.'

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Obsession with the Internet.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.