Blogger Warrior Gifts

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

Whoa

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Ruddy bloggers!

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0