Blogging Gifts

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'What happened in school today? Read my blog.'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm very busy right now. I'll post your annual review on my blog this evening.'

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'But, sweety, why don't you just read my blog, like everyone else?'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The Blogger.

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you a favorable mention in my blog.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Sure, Dad, I'll get right on my homework. Soon as I email Stacy, Oh, and I have to text Julie, Sara, and Toni. Oh, and I have to post today's pictures on my blog, and. . ."

"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'This site is environmentally friendly, All the content is recycled,'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'