Medical Blogger Gifts

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Witches of Instagram

"Influence this."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."