Blogging Brilliance Gifts

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

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