Blogging Geek Gifts

Snake Blogging

The DaVinci Code

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Elfie Stick

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Obsession with the Internet.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Ruddy bloggers!

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'