News Geek Gifts

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Obsession with the Internet.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Early Colour TV

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Big screen TV falling through floor

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'