News Geek Pillows

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Early Colour TV

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Connected to Technology.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight