Blogging Geek Pillows

Snake Blogging

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

Ruddy bloggers!

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Multi-Tasking

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."