Business Geek Pillows

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

The day the stock market went UP.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The DaVinci Code

The MBA Draft

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Career opportunities

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Uh-Oh..."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning