Business Geek Pillows

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

The day the stock market went UP.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

The DaVinci Code

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Uh-Oh..."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."