Geeky Genius Pillows

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Geek fairies

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Pi fight!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Cartoon computer

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

The Last Jerseys.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

George Lucas

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

New Year's Resolution.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Möbius Comic Strip

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"