Geeky Genius Pillows

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Geek fairies

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Pi fight!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Cartoon computer

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The Last Jerseys.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

George Lucas

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

New Year's Resolution.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'