Geeky Guru Pillows

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

The Last Jerseys.

Cartoon computer

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Walking Luggage.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

e-shoes

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!