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Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

George Lucas

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Nerd tryouts.

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Sexual chemistry set

Geek fairies

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

The sunglasses.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'