Geek Culture Lover Pillows

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'Sorry, Marvin, we can never work out. I'm a Pisces, and you're a geek.'

Nerd World Countries

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'I'm into computer dating. I've been going steady with this model for over a year!'

Kangaroo Nerd.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

This just isn't right. The IT guy at our company was killed in an accident and his obituary says 'a fatal error has occured.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sexual chemistry set

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

The Digital Family

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving