Geek Guru Pillows

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Geek fairies

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

A boffin

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Walking Luggage.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

e-shoes

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.