Vlogger Gifts

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

Blogging Shoes

"Please don't wake up! Do not know the truth. IF you do you won't need my idiotic conspiracy videos anymore and I'll have to get a real job."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I have much less stress in my life now that I'm no longer on social media."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

Vlog the Impaler

Content Creator

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.

The Influencer from Hamelin

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Swedish TikTok

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Chain smoking YouTube Videos

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

I Helped

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Me' Weekly

Life Hacks