Vlog Superstar Gifts

You wanted to see me, boss? It's come to my attention Youtube demonetizes your videos

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"I, TikTok."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Influence this."

"That explains all the cavities."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Content Creator

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Charlie Chaplin

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Social Influencers Anonymous.