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"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Witches of Instagram

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"That explains all the cavities."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Content Creator

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"What I lack in charisma I make up for in social media presence."