Family Travel Blogger Gifts

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Sister Cities

"You're never home."

'Are we there yet?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'