Family Travel Blogger Gifts

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"You're never home."

"Ah...here they are!"

Sister Cities

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Are we there yet?'