Family Blogger Pillows

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'It's my favorite.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

I love my family!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'