Baby Milestone Blogger Gifts

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

First Steps

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

Baby's first horror movies

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).