Baby Milestone Blogger Gifts

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

One!

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"It makes you look old."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Baby's first horror movies