Family Documentarian Gifts

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

"Can I have a photo of the happy family for my records? Boy I love my job!"

"When you get home, please complete this questionnaire on just how much you enjoyed the film show of our holidays through the ages."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"They grow up so fast."

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Crocodile

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."