Family Filmmaker Gifts

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"They grow up so fast."

Baby on board 2020

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"I love my luvvie."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

Hollywood Think Tank

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

William Wallace and Gromit

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

The director said 'cut'!

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"Professor, we'd like to film you, and learn about your views of life, your family, and your hope for the future. It will be for a beer commercial."

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

Andy Warhol 1928-1987 Stayed here for fifteen minutes.

Wife uploading film of snoring husband onto Youtube.

"I got the part Mum! It's not even a wildlife documentary, it's a real film, so I actually get to act!"

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'