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"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"They grow up so fast."

Baby on board 2020

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"I love my luvvie."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Hollywood Think Tank

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

The director said 'cut'!

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"Professor, we'd like to film you, and learn about your views of life, your family, and your hope for the future. It will be for a beer commercial."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

"I got the part Mum! It's not even a wildlife documentary, it's a real film, so I actually get to act!"

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."