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'Are you crying?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

Freak Family.

Millennial Splaining

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Hi, you are through to the bank of Mum and Dad."

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'