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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

I want to be a lawn!

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Vanity Publishing.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Freak Family.

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Hi, you are through to the bank of Mum and Dad."