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'Sure! What is it?'

"They grow up so fast."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

The Pink Bantha

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Don't go in there!!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Not now Kato!'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

God and Adam's first date.