Family Film Buff Pillows

"They grow up so fast."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

God and Adam's first date.