Family Movie Lovers Pillows

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Home theatre.

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"You were never in The Birds..."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'Are you crying?'

"Our shows starts in twenty minutes. I've got the remote, you grab the beers."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'They always off the mom.'

Before TV Reality Shows: 'Don't worry, it's not real blood...just ketchup.' 'And they're not eating raw sheep brain. It's just a green jello mold.'