Family Film Fanatic Pillows

Not Suitable for Adults

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

I love my family!

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

Mother's Love

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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