Movie-loving Family Pillows

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Multisports

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Skateboarding

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Home theatre.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

At home with the movie-wreckers

'They always off the mom.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."