Movie-loving Family Gifts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

Multisports

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

To hat and hat not.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

Home theatre.

Skateboarding

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'Are you crying?'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'They always off the mom.'

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"