Family Film Night Aficionado Gifts

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Office pics on dinner table.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

'What's going on at your end?'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Time for bed

Couple Watching Scary Film

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Did I miss something?"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

Home theatre.

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."