Family Film Fans Gifts

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Janet Leigh

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Freak Family.

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

Millennial Splaining