Children's Film Fans Gifts

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Goodies and Baddies

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

I want to be a lawn!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Vanity Publishing.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Millennial Splaining

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Stars Without Make-Up.

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."