Film-loving Parents Gifts

'School report, cert. PG.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

To hat and hat not.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

'Are you crying?'

'Sign here! In the event that I sell book or movie rights to your case, confidentiality can be waived.'

David Niven.

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."